Monday, December 24, 2007

good ol' fashioned christmas

It was Christmas of 1994 and my family and I had just moved into a new house on the upper west side of Tucson with the beautiful Starrpass Mountains as our backyard. It was a beautiful four bedroom, two and a half bathroom house with an extra large family/dinning room and a traditional brick fireplace with a modern skylight. It was large enough to accompany our entire family, both my father's side and mother's side. And since we were blessed with such a grand home, it was decided that our house would be the house to have Christmas that year.

My mother had spent days before the big event, preparing to create a fabulous feast that would be remembered for Christmases to come. There was a tangy peppered roast turkey, a ham covered with a honey, brown sugar and cinnamon glaze, greenbeans with silvered honeyed almonds, red potatoes floating in a bath of butter and oh so much more! It truly was going to be a feast of wild and ravenous delight!

On Christmas day, we awoke to a large, classic, Douglas Fir surrounded by presents. Santa had apparently come the previous night and had read my list because I had the fully poseable, karate chop action, Mighty Morphin Power Ranger Action Figure of my dreams! I knew it was going to be the best Christmas ever! Of course, I now know I spoke too soon. Before we left for church that day, my mom placed the turkey and ham in the oven, letting the meats soak and cook in their delectable juices.

After we got home, family members began to arrive one by one. There was an array of hors d'oeuvre's with shrimp, crudite, breads, cheeses, dips and spreads and very soon, the party was in full swing. There was a sentimental feeling, as all around voices could be heard singing, "Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly." Okay, maybe it wasn't that picture perfect, but it was just as fun.

Soon it was time for dinner, and it was at that exact moment in time when my mother discovered our oven was broken. Sometime between church and the hors d'oeuvre's our oven had stopped working and absolutely nothing was cooked. Everyone was too busy mingling to notice that no heavy, warm aroma's were swifting through the air. Stomachs were growling and my fearful parents tried to concoct a plan that would save Christmas. Immeadiately, they began to knock on our new neighbor's houses, explaining their horrific situation and asking if they could use their ovens.

What happened next, became Christmas lore in our family. My mom and dad ran from house to house in our neighborhood cul-de-sac, carrying dish after dish. It was quite the sight to see, as my parents ran throughout the neighborhood with casserole dishes in tow. Time was passing slowly and everyone was growing more and more hungry. Once she realized her perfect dinner would never be a reality, my mother finally gave up, pulled out a couple dozen frozen tamales from the freezer and called Domino's Pizza. That year, we were introduced to a non-traditonal Italian Thanksgiving and to this day, I get such a yen for eggnog everytime I have black olive and sausage pizza.

So if you dont get that toy you always wanted or if your turkey goes up in flames, as long as you're surrounded by the people you love, you can never have a bad Christmas! Merry Christmas, from my family to yours!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

spice up your life

When you're twentysomething and you've got a weekend to spare, there's nothing better to do than spend an entire weekend with a friend. And that's exactly what my friend Madelaine and I did this past weekend in California. I got her a pair of Spice Girls tickets for her birthday and we just made an entire L.A. weekend out of the whole thing. As you know, I almost never post pictures, but on this occassion, I figure it's ok to break with tradition. Enjoy!

















































Friday, December 07, 2007

escape from tucson

I got stuck in the elevator at work today. Yeah. Between the first and second floor, so it wasnt that bad, but it was annoying. Ugh. There's a half hour I'll never get back. Still, I guess it was nice just to have some time to myself. Even if I did have to sit on the dirty floor. I've been so preoccupied with work and school and stuff, that it was nice to have a mini break for a brief mortal minute, and just be able to relax.

They say, when you're alone, and life is making you lonely,or when you've got worries with all the noise and the hurry, you can always go to, downtown. But since I already work downtown those rules just dont apply to me. I needed a weekend vacation and I needed it fast. So as I sat there and waited for maintence to shut down the entire elevator and manually lower me down, I came up with a list of things to do this weekend.

Go to a concert. Who doesnt love going to a concert? Especially a reunion tour! You get to dress up, rock out to some great music with other fans and just have a grand ol' time. It's a great time to just release all your stress and let loose. And the best part of going to a concert? You can never be too drunk!

Take a trip. Whether it's a road trip or catching the redeye to another country, it's always nice to get away and explore new sights and sounds. You're always bound to have an adventure, and a great story or new friendship to go along with it.

I'd add more to the list, but I'm already late for my flight to L.A. for the concert tonight!

Saturday, December 01, 2007

as if

It's the first of December and already the holidays are in full swing. Children are laughing, people are passing...not smile after smile, but confusing and bewildered words. And as usual, I turn to you to help me figure it out.

The other day, I had my first magazine meeting. I was super psyched and even went all out for the occassion, donning a tuxedo vest and jean look that said, "young professional, ready to take the Tucson nightlife by storm." I even got a fresh, new notebook. I was ready to kick ass. I was the first one to arrive at the meeting, which gave me the opportunity to meet and greet all my fellow writers, editors, photographers, and sale directors...except one.

After getting the position with 520Living, I was assigned a young photographer, named Martin, who would accompany me, when I conducted my interviews and research. We spoke breifly through email, before the meeting, debating whether Pearl Nightclub or Armitage Winehouse would be a suitable place to feature in our premiere issue. I thought Pearl would be perfect, since it was the first and only Las Vegas-style nightclub with a full concierge and limosuine service. But Martin had different views. Because Pearl boasted a plush Omnisex bathroom, the first of its kind in all of Arizona, Martin felt that it wasnt exactly the best nightclub to promote, especially when some of our advertisements were from high class tea rooms and ladies that wore red hats. I disagreed. If this was the future of nightclub bathrooms, wouldnt it be best to jump on the bandwagon and feature it? We couldnt come to an agreement, and so, the emails just stopped.

Martin was late to the meeting, and I know, despite the fact we never saw each other, he must've known he was walking by me. Why else would he say in a stage whisper, "I didnt know we were supposed to dress up?" an obvious reference to my vest. Ugh. As if. Who was he to be dishing out fashion advice? He was wearing a small gold hoop earring in his left ear and looked like the poster child for a yard sale shopper. After the meeting, I was talking to one of my editors, when Martin walked up, threw his business card on the table and said, "Guess were working together. Call me." It was unbeliveably rude and I cant help but think, he's still upset over the nightclub disagreement we had over a month ago...right?

A week later, I ran into Martin. Well, actually, I didnt so much run into Martin, as I stood behind a plant and watched him from afar. He was at Mike's Coffee and Tea, ordering an iced Chai. Was he stalking me? What business did he have downtown? Especially so close to my work. Once Martin left, I headed over to Mike's, hoping he had given one of the coffee barista's privilged information I could use against him. Instead, what I got was information I dont know what to do with. I had ordered my usual white mocha when Gwen came out from the back and said, "WOW David! Your hair looks REALLY cute today. If I could, I would TOTALLY make out with you."

Gwen's words stuck with me all day. Made me even forget whats-his-face. But was she serious? Even if she was just kidding, who says something like that out loud? They say that 50% of people who claim to just be kidding are really telling the truth, and I wondered if maybe Gwen fell under that category. Given our brief and odd history, it's not too far-fetch of an idea. Right? I swear, Ebeneezer never had it as hard as I do.